Granpappy was atellin' a storee ter the little 'uns. "Then I seed this 'normuss grizzly barr up ahead, an I thort If I dun what he dun he might think I wozza barr tew, an' leeve me be. Now he scratched his nose, so I scratched my nose. He rolled over in the durt, so I rolled over in the durt. He stood up an' roared, so I stood up an' roared. Then he squatted down an' shat, an' I sed "yew dun got me thar barr - I dun that when I furst seed yew!"