Top Ten Names Rep. Anthony Weiner Gave His Penis
10. Oscar Mayer
9. Ballot Box Stuffer
8. Brooklyn Bridge
7. Fruit of the Loom
6. Colonel Gadihafit
5. The "D" Train
4. Minority Whip
3. The Dean's List
2. Weiner's Pork
And the #1 name Rep. Anthony Weiner gave his penis:
1. The Sixth Borough