Little Johnny Is Confused

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 9 June 2011

"I'm confused," Little Johnny admitted to his teacher.

"Tell me about it," said his teacher, "and I will try to help you understand."

"I went to church last Sunday and they kept telling me to stand up for Jesus," said Little Johnny,

"But then I went to the ball game, and everyone kept yelling, 'For Christ's sake, sit down!'"

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