A blonde movie producer

Submitted by PP Rega

Monday, 30 May 2011

One movie executive meets another at a news conference.

"Hi Harry. What've you been doing lately?"

"I'm making a new movie. It's all about a runaway locomotive."

"Sounds interesting."

"Yeah, and it's really character-driven; not just special effects."


"Yep. There's a 'Huckleberry Finn' and a 'Becky Thatcher' and a 'Tom Sawyer' in it."

"Well, gee, Harry. I don't think it'll work."


"It's too, too Twain."

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