Submitted by anthonyrosania

Monday, 16 May 2011

Tweets From Fat People At The New York Marathon...

Sleepy now... Do they have pizza at the finish line? #fatpeople@NYMarathon

Nipples bleeding. Shirt looks like the top half of the world's doughiest Jack-O-Lantern. #fatpeople@NYMarathon

Is Underarmour British for "sandpaper"? #fatpeople@NYMarathon

F--k you, Dr. Scholl's custom sneaker inserts. #fatpeople@NYMarathon

God, it's like 200% humidity out here. #fatpeople@NYMarathon

Wait, I thought it was 26 miles OR 385 yards, not AND... #fatpeople@NYMarathon

I'll pay $1000 for some glycogen power-gel and a Jamba Juice Apple 'N Greens. #fatpeople@NYMarathon

I need to Rosie Ruiz my fat ass to the finish line! Where's the nearest Checkers? #fatpeople@NYMarathon

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