#ifyoumarryme... that would make you wife number 5. Or 6. I forget.
#ifyoumarryme... be prepared to f--k on camera. A lot.
#ifyoumarryme... good luck cleaning and shit.
#ifyoumarryme... I will make it my #1 priority to make you happy. Follow up question: Do 3somes make you happy?
#ifyoumarryme... I will stop going to Thailand to nail tranny hookers.
#ifyoumarryme... Shut the f--k up, the game is on.
#IfYouMarryMe... Don't unpack.
