Visit to the Hospital

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 8 May 2011

I'm here to see the Cardiologist.

He's died of a heart attack.

Oh dear. Is there anyone else?

There's his registrar.

That will be fine. Will I have to wait long.

About a year. The appointment's up for consideration next month.

But I've got heart problems. I need to see someone sooner than that.

You should speak to you MP about that. It's the Cuts you see.

But I thought the NHS frontline staff were being protected.

Yes and I'm the one who is protected. Front line - you see me first. Now buzz off and come back in a year's time.

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