Chuck Norris's House

Submitted by IainB

Saturday, 23 April 2011

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

Well the obvious answer is: any he damn well pleases...

Alternatively, another obvious answer is: an igloo, because this is a round house.

Neither of these is true. He has to live at the end of a cul-de-sac, so that nobody crosses him, in a windmill (a round house that goes round).

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