Words of wisdom from 100-year old Sister Mary Goretti

Submitted by shea lo

Thursday, 31 March 2011

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'

'Thank God,' said 100-year old sister Mary Goretti sitting in the back row. 'I'm so tired of Chardonnay.


Asked by a journalist for some words of wisdom, Sister Mary Goretti said:

'Christmas is that time of year when you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks'

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