The Gorilla and the Lion

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Saturday, 5 March 2011

A gorilla was walking through the jungle, when he spotted a lion taking a drink of water by the watering hole.
The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really funny if he snuck up to the lion, this self-proclaimed 'King of the Jungle', and played a prank on him. So the gorilla sneaks up behind the lion, grabs a handful of bananas pulls the lion around, stuffs the banadas into the lion's mouth, and pushes him in to the watering hole. The gorilla runs away, laughing like crazy.
The lion is shocked and upset, lets out a mighty roar and chases the gorilla through the jungle. Unfortunately, the gorilla can't run as fast as the lion, and the lion keeps getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into a campsite, puts on some safari clothes and pith helmet, picks up a newspaper, sits down in a chair and hides his face behind the newspaper, to pretend that he's reading it.
Just then the lion shows up. "RRRRROOOOAAAARRR!!!!! Did you see a big, dumb gorilla run through here?"
The gorilla begins to shake nervously behind the newspaper as he stutters, "Uh, you m-mean the one that j-just shoved bananas into your face and pushed you into the watering hole?"
The lion sits up with a startled look, and shouts, "Geez! It's in the paper already???"

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