Kicked In A Bad Place

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 28 February 2011

For the last ten years of my life I have been a dedicated vegetarian, even though a lot of my friends think that I'm nuts when we go out to eat. Still, I simply cannot eat the flesh of some poor innocent animal.

Of course, I happen to know that that freezer full of meat in there comes from a farmer who told me that she often slapped him in the face with her tail while he milked her and one time she kicked back and hit him in the crotch.

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