Sex In Sports Terms

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Remember all those baseball terms you used in high school back some time ago on describing your dates to the guys as 'second base', 'third base' and "Home Run!? Well, after marriage it goes from baseball to football. For instance, after sex with the wife I had begun spiking the pillow and doing a little end zone dance.

Well, last night she called time out and asked for a measurement.

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