New Girlfriend Advice

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 20 February 2011

Here's a tip: The first time you invite your new girlfriend over to your apartment for a gourmet meal, leave off the beer and black bean salad.

The only real comfort I have now is knowing that by this time, all 27 victims would probably be dead or wasting away in a nursing home or prison like me.

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