The Bottom Line

Submitted by j.w.

Thursday, 10 February 2011

A beautiful bum in America.
A handsome tramp

A nice ass
A lovely donkey

A well proportioned butt
But what?

A nice arse
Politely asking for something

A tempting bottom
West Ham are attempting to be bottom

A stunning backside
An American footballing hulk

A pretty sit upon
A seat should suffice

An exquisite rump
Will that be rare, medium or well done? The sexy rare is delightful.
I'd like mine well done please

Turning to France
A charming derriere
You have come to the wrong place
There's the Derry Air from the Catholic North of Ireland or the London Derry Air from Protestant Northern Ireland. Which one would you like?
The one that smells best.

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