A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"