The Texas Blowhard

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Texan: My good man, here in Kentucky you have such few acres of farm acreage to work with. Why, at home in Texas, I can drive my car across my land there and run out of gas before I can get to the end.

Kentuckian: Yeah, I had an old car like that once.

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