A lot of people have been making wisecracks about the President of the United States not having a birth certificate.
You know what, I think I found the original copy when I opened up a pack of Topps chewing gum and there it was.
On the back it said he batted 300 in the minor leagues before being called up to the White House.
I was hoping for an Alberto Pujols rookie card, boy was I dissapointed.
