...keep searching for the vagina of my dreams?

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Sunday, 23 January 2011

I'm torn between two loves. Should I keep my GF? Reconcile with my ex? Or forget them both and keep searching for the vagina of my dreams?

In case you're wondering (and I know you are), I've never written erotica about rubber gloves filled with warm vasoline. I only have sex with them. What?

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