I can always exploit my penis.

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Playing the race card is lame. I have intelligence and a master's degree. If that doesn't get me what I want, I can always exploit my penis.

When a woman invites me to her place, my first task is to check out the bathroom. I'm always suspicious of a woman that leaves the seat up.

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