1: Campaign rhetoric: Baloney disguised as food for thought.
2: A radical: Someone whose opinions differ from yours.
3: Member of Parliament: Someone looking for untold wealth.
4: House of Commons: Where a person gets up to speak, has nothing to say, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees.
5: Defeated candidate: A person who is lucky because he doesn't have to explain his Expense fiddles or Lies!
6: Honest Politician: Currently waiting arrival