45 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women!

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

1) You can enjoy a beer all month long

2) Beer stains wash out

3) You don't have to wine and dine beer

4) Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball

5) When your beer goes flat, you toss it out

6) Hangovers go away

7) A beer label comes off without a fight

8) Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

9) When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer

10) Beer never gets a headache

11) A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer

12) A beer always goes down easy

13) You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

14) You can share a beer with your friends

15) You always know you're the first one to pop a beer

16) Beer is always wet

17) Beer doesn't demand equality

18) You can have a beer in public

19) A frigid beer is a good beer

20) If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

21) Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in

22) Beer doesn't get cramp

23) Beer doesn't have a mother

24) Beer doesn't have morals

25) Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet

26) Beer won't run off with your credit cards

27) Beer doesn't have a lawyer

28) Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive

29) Beer doesn't mind when you pass wind or belch

30) Beer doesn't make you go shopping

31) Beer is usually easy to pick up

32) Beer NEVER says no.

33) Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.

34) Beer doesn't wear a bra.

35) Beer doesn't mind getting dirty

36) Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper

37) Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners

38) Beer doesn't mind the football season

39) A beer won't make you go to church

40) A beer won't raise a fuss about you leaving the toilet seat up

41) A beer never watchs opera

42) Beer tastes good

43) A beer will never accuse you of losing interest

44) A beer won't raise any objections to you watching TV all night

45) An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it

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