1) You can enjoy a beer all month long
2) Beer stains wash out
3) You don't have to wine and dine beer
4) Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
5) When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
6) Hangovers go away
7) A beer label comes off without a fight
8) Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
9) When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
10) Beer never gets a headache
11) A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
12) A beer always goes down easy
13) You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
14) You can share a beer with your friends
15) You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
16) Beer is always wet
17) Beer doesn't demand equality
18) You can have a beer in public
19) A frigid beer is a good beer
20) If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
21) Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in
22) Beer doesn't get cramp
23) Beer doesn't have a mother
24) Beer doesn't have morals
25) Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet
26) Beer won't run off with your credit cards
27) Beer doesn't have a lawyer
28) Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive
29) Beer doesn't mind when you pass wind or belch
30) Beer doesn't make you go shopping
31) Beer is usually easy to pick up
32) Beer NEVER says no.
33) Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
34) Beer doesn't wear a bra.
35) Beer doesn't mind getting dirty
36) Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper
37) Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners
38) Beer doesn't mind the football season
39) A beer won't make you go to church
40) A beer won't raise a fuss about you leaving the toilet seat up
41) A beer never watchs opera
42) Beer tastes good
43) A beer will never accuse you of losing interest
44) A beer won't raise any objections to you watching TV all night
45) An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it
