I went to a bar last night that I don't usually go to and I walked up to the bar and the bartender asks what I would like so I told him, a double. So he nods and goes to get my drink but walks right past this other bartender who looks just like the first.
He walks up to me and asks "What would you like?".
I wonder how many time they've pulled that?
Then, I look up before I leave and there are FOUR of them!
-Red Balls, Politician