A training program for IT management was in progress at the company offices.
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had taken the training decided to use that joke at his home. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head, unsure if he could remember it exactly. He started anyway...
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring, growling. fuming!
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life....
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!