I tried that subliminal thing about placing a recording of another language near my bed so that I could hear it while I slept and would wake up having learned a new language.
Mistake! I somehow got the language tape mixed with an old Beatles recording that I recorded backwards to see if there were any secret messages.
I dreamed all night about being chased by some kind of horned uglies with pitchforks.
-Red Balls, Politician
