Words of Advice 31 - 40

Submitted by Inchcock

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

31) A good retreat is better than a bad stand.

32) Praise loudly, blame softly, now will someone tell David Cameron please?

33) Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

34) Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.

35) In every Government there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be found soon!

36) Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.

37) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't at least try.

38) If you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life.

39) The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle!

40) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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