Expert on Animal Sex

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 10 January 2011

Most of my relatives and friends say that I majored in animal husbandry. No, I never actually attended a college or university, not even a veterinarian school. At the age of 18 I first married a pig, then I married the town tom cat and finally settled for a horse's ass.

-Mrs. Horse's Ass (Red Balls the politician)

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