41) What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
Any times he wants to go!
42) What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog!
43) What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog!
44) What do you call an Alsation dog in jeans and a sweater?
A plain clothes police dog!
45) What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles!
46) Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
Cats can't drive!
47) When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound!
48) What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
49) What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
50) What did the man do when his dog swallowed his pen?
Used a pencil instead!
