31) What kind of dog does Dracula have?
32) What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog!
33) What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
34) What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots!
35) What do you do if your dog eats your pen ?
Use a pencil instead !
36) Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
37) What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
38) What do dogs have that no other animal has?
39) What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel!
40) Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house!