Selection Dog Jokes from Kids 31 to 40

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 10 January 2011

31) What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!

32) What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog!

33) What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!

34) What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots!

35) What do you do if your dog eats your pen ?
Use a pencil instead !

36) Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

37) What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

38) What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppy dogs!

39) What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel!

40) Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house!

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