Selection Dog Jokes from Kids 21 to 30

Submitted by Inchcock

Monday, 10 January 2011

21) Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Because you can't bury them in trees!

22) What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!

23) How can if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!

24) What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A jet setter!

25) Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
Because his boots were at the menders!

26) What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

27) What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

28) When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
When the door is open!

29) What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

30) What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle!

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