Still Not as Good as Sex

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 9 January 2011

I just turned 64 and I can tell it.

It's not as good as sex, but do you recall the feeling you had when you first got on a wild roller coaster? Well, that's the way it is for me every time I turn over in bed at night.

Now the wife is mad at me for turning over in bed while holding my hands up in the air.

-Red Balls, Politician

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