Here's a tip: Never ever have a smart ass kid put absorbine junior on your back when it's hurting! Oh, it does a good job but the little idiot that put some on mine poured half a bottle of the stuff down my back, into my crack and I got to go to court for running naked out in the cold air trying to put my out my Hemorrhoid Fire!
Talk about your fire-in-the-hole!
-Red Balls, Politician
