Worst Thing About Getting Drunk

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 8 January 2011

The biggest thing I hate about drinking is that it brings all the snakes out in your yard when you get home late at night and you're scared to death that you will trip and fall over one.

But whatever you do, don't go get a hoe and chop those things up -- your electricity will go off.

-Red Balls, Politician

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