Aliens Causing Mass Killings

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 7 January 2011

One thing I have been worrying about is that what if all the massive killings of fish and birds and now some manatees, crabs and penguins is due to aliens?

I've always been afraid that they would come creeping in one night when we least suspected them.

Also, if aliens did arrive, I hope they wouldn't be those with big jaws like chipmunks. Being able to store food in their cheeks would pretty well bankrupt all the Chinese buffets.

I couldn't live with that.

-Red Balls, Politician

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