Beer commercials on television, especially during sports, are all about showing what a manly thing it is to do, drinking a case of their brand of beer and going out onto the beach and sharing it with some beautiful women in bikinis.
Let's get real. The commercial should show the guy waking up the next morning in a dumpster with a huge hangover and fighting with a rat over a few drops left in bottom of one bottle.
-Red Balls, Politician