Ffion Hague Visits the Palm Reader...

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 6 January 2011

During a recent publicity election campaign walk-about, Ffion Hague, (wife of Rt Hon William Jefferson Hague, Britains Foreign Secretary) she sneaked off to visit a Gypsy fortune teller of repute.

In the dark and hazy tent, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt" she continued, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Ffion stared at the woman's craggy lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her "Will I be acquitted?"

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