A more humane method has been developed for doing away all those chickens at the Tyson and Purdue chicken factories:
First a magician is hired to tour the facilities and he crows loudly to get the chickens to look at him. Then, he hypnotizes them and while as they are asleep, a laser beam takes off their heads.
However, there will be a warning label on fried chicken buckets at the restaurants: "DO NOT SNAP YOUR FINGERS IN FRONT OF THIS BUCKET!"
-Red Balls
