Humane Chicken Farms

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

A more humane method has been developed for doing away all those chickens at the Tyson and Purdue chicken factories:

First a magician is hired to tour the facilities and he crows loudly to get the chickens to look at him. Then, he hypnotizes them and while as they are asleep, a laser beam takes off their heads.

However, there will be a warning label on fried chicken buckets at the restaurants: "DO NOT SNAP YOUR FINGERS IN FRONT OF THIS BUCKET!"

-Red Balls

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