Never Do This

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Here's a very valuable tip for when you are driving: Never text while you are driving, especially while meeting a funeral procession. I hit the hearse itself and there was a chain reaction and language that people coming from a church should never use.

Even the corpse gave me a good going over. Slid right over the hood.

-Ms. Red Balls

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