Police Contact

Submitted by Inchcock

Sunday, 2 January 2011

A policeman stopped Mavis just outside the city of Exeter, England, and asks to see her driving licence.

He says rather peremptorily, 'Lady, the photo on your licence shows you wearing glasses, should you should be wearing glasses?'

Mavis promptly answers sweetly, 'Well, now I have contacts.'

The policeman replies gruffly, 'I don't care if you know Chief Constable my dear, it does not impress me!'

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