Food for thought

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in,
sat down and looked over the menu:

Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00

The guy called his friend over and asked,

"Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied,

"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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