Spiders In My Ears?

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 17 October 2010

I put cotton in my ears at night, not because I don't want to hear my wife or myself snore, but to keep the spiders out.

One of those things got into my friend Abel's ears and hatched out little ones.

Now he just sits in the corner looking at you when you come in the house and begins wiggling his legs!

-Brenda Muffet

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