Aluminum Hats Could Skyrocket

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 13 October 2008

The only reason I can figure out why aluminum cans are selling so high is because THEY are finally coming to the earth and putting out even stronger death rays. Then, the cost of these metal hats will make gold's $1,000 an ounce seem ridiculous.

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