Dear Greg Giraldo:
You were a Harvard-educated lawyer. You f--ked that up in a year.
You became a comedian, and actually excelled at it.
My Father forbid you actually just enjoyed life for what it is, instead of looking to alter yourself with drugs.
You didn't enjoy life for life's sake, so I'll take it back. There are plenty of people that'll appreciate it.
I Love you;
Jesus Christ.