Dear Lindsay Lohan...

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Dear Lindsay Lohan:

I f--ked up. We, your mother and I, we f--ked up.

We had no right to be the parents we were. You were dealt a sh-tty hand.

Now grow the f--k up, get off the drugs, and lead the life you should be leading.

Drugs are fun. I know this to be true. But you are going to die from them, and I can't live with that on my conscious.

Please, honey? For Daddy?


Michael Lohan.

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