Dear Selena Gomez...

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Dear Selena Gomez;

Put it in your mouth. Not all of it, just the tip. Now, just run your tongue across the top. <inhales sharply> Oh, God. Yeah, that's it. Don't stop. Please, don't f--king stop. Suck it. Suck it. Finish!

Wanna go again?


The Popsicle Salesman.

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