Dear Selena Gomez;
Put it in your mouth. Not all of it, just the tip. Now, just run your tongue across the top. <inhales sharply> Oh, God. Yeah, that's it. Don't stop. Please, don't f--king stop. Suck it. Suck it. Finish!
Wanna go again?
Sincerely;
The Popsicle Salesman.
