Bilingual Dog

Submitted by christian

Sunday, 5 December 2004

A dog is walking down the street and he notices a poster for a job. The poster says "Employee required, must be comuter literate, have typing skills and be bilingual". So, the dog grabs the poster in his mouth and runs into the place offering the job. The dog gives the poster to the secretary and the secretary says "mmmm, you're here about this job?". The dog starts barking furiously; woof woof woof!!! So, the secretary asks him to hold on while she gets the manager, a little bewildered at this stage. The manager appears with a smile on his face and asks the dog "So, you're here about the job?"........"woof woof woof!!!!". The manager replies with an apology and states that he doesn't think the job is suitable for the dog because they need someone who is computer literate. So, the dog jumps up on the desk and starts typing in a very complicated program in Cobol. The manager, stunned, then says "well, thats very impressive but we also need someone who can type 120 words a minute." So, the dog starts typing furiously and prints out a 120 word document in less than a minute. The manager is blown away at this stage, but he replies again saying "That's very impressive, but I still don't think you'd fit the position we". The dog says "woof woof woof woof!!!!". "I'm sorry says the manager but we need someone who is also bilingual and well, you're a dog."

So, the dog replies "Meowwww"!!!


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