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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Apr 19 14:25
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Ejaculates: just a 'coming up', like a terribly excited sperm.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Apr 19 04:28
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Schoolboys could hardly offload old library books, or you'd sue.

 
From News Discussion / Army Suffers First Loss of the Season, Vows to Win Next War
Posted 5 Apr 19 05:58
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Great story.

5

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Apr 19 21:48
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Nun-inspired: usually 'nun-inspired' indicates nuns summarily providing inspiration reading English dictionaries.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Mar 19 14:28
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Noise, or incessant sound emission.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Mar 19 14:27
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Din is noise.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Mar 19 14:26
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Sound, or unlistenable noisy din.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 19 22:19
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Grooves rent out of vinyl exude sound.

 
From General Discussion / A very sad announcement regarding Gail Farrelly
Posted 19 Mar 19 12:39
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That is sad news.

She'd always been around, as far as I'm concerned, so it's a big shock.

Nice of her brother to let you know.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Mar 19 00:49
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Water at tap,
Evermore runs...


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Mar 19 13:40
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Eternally, that's everlastingly rotating neutrally, amid lustrous light yellow.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 19 04:13
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Widdershins indicates directional discrepancy Earth's rotation sometimes has, if not Sun-like.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 19 14:25
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Noble, or bent, like elbow?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 19 17:54
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Notable? Oh, that's a bloody liberty, Erskin!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 19 01:26
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Year explains annual rotation.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Mar 19 18:14
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Stalwarts? That's a laugh! What a rather tall story!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Mar 19 13:56
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'Underachiever' nigh-on describes every retard and cocksucker here, I estimate, Victor. Even readers!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Mar 19 03:23
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Silently, I left, escaping nonsensical turds like you.

 
From News Discussion / Man Who Eats A Lot Of Fish Develops A Hankering For The Sea
Posted 7 Mar 19 13:27
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It's uncanny - I was just thinking the same thing.

 
From News Discussion / Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers
Posted 6 Mar 19 13:01
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Not directed at you, AB. Sorry if it sounded that way.

 
From News Discussion / Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers
Posted 6 Mar 19 01:57
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I received a 1-star rating for this story.

You know you're doing something right, when somebody takes the time to give you, what they imagine is, an insulting rating.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Mar 19 20:51
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Turd - usually rather dark.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Mar 19 14:32
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Scotland could opt to lay a nice 'dreadnought'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Mar 19 13:40
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Scotland, country of tattooed louts, and noted drinkers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Mar 19 12:40
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Masters, a sore topic, especially regarding Scotland.

 
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