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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jan 19 10:27
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Supreme umbrage perpetrated 'round emphatic "Middle England".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Jan 19 09:35
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Necromancers eschew credit, relying on magical ancient Nordic chants engendering relentless smackeroonies.

 
From News Discussion / New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit
Posted 22 Dec 18 13:53
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Love that this is trending again.

It's a brilliant concept

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Dec 18 13:51
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Extremundo xmas-time revelry exacts manic uncontrolled naughty depraved obstreperosity.

Or was that just me, last night?

 
From General Discussion / British Humour v. American Humor
Posted 21 Dec 18 10:18
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Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage and bacon
Egg and Spam
Egg, bacon and Spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam
Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam
Spam, Sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, Spam, Tomato and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Dec 18 09:46
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Tuesday ushers elated seasonal delight amid Yuletide.

Ho, ho, ho, merry spoofmas x

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Dec 18 15:23
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Adversely denied visa ensuant racial stereotyping, Elijah left Yemen.

Bastards.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Dec 18 14:38
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Mind, I never do.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Dec 18 13:00
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Exist xerically in Saharan troglodytism.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Nov 18 11:55
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"Project rectum" outcomes justified...except crap toxins.

 
From News Discussion / Kim and Aggie comeback with a vengance!
Posted 29 Nov 18 10:24
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An old story.

Got flagged up for "sexual content", which is why it came to my attention. I think because it had the word fucker in it, as in "The filthy fucker's guide to cleandliness".

I changed fucker to povvo.

Aaaaaanyway.

I liked the advice:


...fat splashes on clothes can be easily removed by rubbing salad onto the affected area...


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Nov 18 10:47
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Hurt Ugandan refugees trump.

*pffrt*

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Nov 18 14:06
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Yacht Astrid? Can't hump that.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Nov 18 11:23
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Knackered nuns and cardinals knelt effete, relishing Easter debauchery.

Wahey, seeeeeexy!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Nov 18 00:06
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Less erotic sirens suck.

And not in a good way.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Nov 18 13:47
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Earth: a rather trivial hovel.

Video: How small is Earth?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Nov 18 14:51
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Sensed errors, notably syntax errors, darling.

 
From News Discussion / Ronnie Kray's Pressed Flower Collection Fetches £14,000 At Auction
Posted 22 Nov 18 11:02
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Isn't "flower pressing" a euphemism for what happens in the prison showers when someone drops their bar of soap?

 
From News Discussion / Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"
Posted 22 Nov 18 10:58
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JD Wetherspoon is hot. I loved her in that film Leffe Blonde and American Pilsner.

 
From News Discussion / Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'
Posted 22 Nov 18 10:55
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What d'ya mean an elderly man dressed as an elderly woman saying "feck" every other word isn't funny?

It's such a crazy juxtaposition!

 
From News Discussion / Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch
Posted 22 Nov 18 10:53
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"there’s a reason that turkey ended up baked and stuffed on that table instead of me"

Love it

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Nov 18 09:05
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Often, found truths elicit nothing.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Nov 18 13:10
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Uncouth? Never! Cock-off unrespectful twatfaced hobknocker!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Nov 18 14:45
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Shit: how I toilet.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Nov 18 10:41
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Gateshead always treats everyone satisfactorily. However, Etonians are dicks.

 
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