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From Magazine Discussion / Nigeria Is A Funny Place!
Posted 3 Apr 18 11:21
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UUUmmmmmmmmm............
This was perhaps not meant to be racist but really comes across as being so.
I say this carefully because I was once accused of being racist over an article which wasn't.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges
Posted 18 Feb 18 12:19
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OK, this is getting old.
Let's go back to the margarine smuggling article now!

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges
Posted 6 Feb 18 23:04
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I was waiting to see just how far it would run.
A year and a half?

 
From News Discussion / Man converts mailbox into recycle bin
Posted 30 Mar 17 22:49
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This is about what it is like.
You might as well hook up the mail box to a recycling bin in real life.
I worked at the Post Office 3 Christmas seasons and it was quite disillusioning. Full time employees sleeping on shift in the cafeteria for hours, union leaders intentionally harassing managers so they could write them up, rude and snotty co-workers, lazy as sin employees, workers that are not even fit enough to do the job they are well paid for.
One time I was working all eight hours just pushing bins of third rate (junk) mail around. Worthless waste of time. But as one full timer said "Don't make fun of it; that is what keeps us employed!"
What a waste of time and money......

 
From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 6 Nov 16 12:05
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Amazing what it takes to get people up and writing........

 
From General Discussion / Comedic trolling
Posted 20 Feb 16 15:48
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I used to have irregular battles with a former Spoof writer.
Also have had an article of mine stolen and slightly rewritten on another site.

 
From News Discussion / Obama Orders American Flag Lowered to Half-Staff in Anticipation of Next Mass Shooting
Posted 20 Feb 16 15:43
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Yes, a sad, but good one.

 
From News Discussion / Hallmark Cards Considers Selling Blank Greeting Cards In Order Not To Offend Anyone
Posted 19 Feb 16 18:42
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Yes, that is a good one!

 
From General Discussion / Mental Health Background Check for Gun Owners
Posted 8 Jan 16 15:17
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A'hm gonna hunt ya'll down and gut-shot ya fer talkin' smack about guns!!!!!!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Deleted Spam Threads
Posted 7 Dec 15 21:57
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Actually, right now spam might be adding some life to the comments section..........

 
From General Discussion / Can cricket be explained to Americans?
Posted 7 Sep 15 12:56
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...plus the cricket bats are lousy for bustjng heads...

 
From General Discussion / Can cricket be explained to Americans?
Posted 7 Sep 15 12:54
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Quote: victor nicholas

Why did the Americans decide to use a round bat when the cricket bat
Improves probability of contact?



Because we like drawing things like this out as much as possible.


 
From General Discussion / Can cricket be explained to Americans?
Posted 3 Sep 15 02:17
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Its just baseball with a bat that got run over by a lorry.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 29 Jul 15 22:03
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Quote: Simon Saunders

I was pulled to one side at SeaTac airport years ago by border control.

They took my bag and rifled through it. Only problem was, it was my girlfriends bag (our bags were identical.)

Imagine my embarrassment when the officer quizzed me about the frilly knickers and peekaboo bra's.

"It's not my bag!" I pleaded. "It's my girlfriends!"

The didn't listen. I can't even look at a rubber glove these days without breaking out into a cold sweat.

Bastards.





If it had been the airport in Netherlands they wouldn't have even blinked.

 
From News Discussion / Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Posted 15 Jul 15 04:26
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Now boys, boys!
Temper, temper now!

 
From General Discussion / What's Going On?
Posted 12 Jun 15 16:28
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The scandal rags are saying the coppers found a wooden stake protruding from his chest.

Only reapeating what I have heard.

 
From News Discussion / NSA Requests Americans Limit Length of All Calls And Text Messages
Posted 10 Jun 15 23:55
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Yes, a good one!

 
From General Discussion / UK keeps disappearing
Posted 5 Jun 15 15:45
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Try newsbiscuit.com.
It is Brit to the core.

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 17 Apr 15 17:33
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Dang!
The poop sure is flying here fast and furious!

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 15 Apr 15 04:36
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Childish and vindictive. Not nessecary.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 4 Mar 15 22:20
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One thing that doesn't help is when you spend a considerable amount of time writing an article on a real subject in the real world, take the time to send it in so that it gets to The Spoof BEFORE the event happens, write it as a news item, then find it gets stuck anyway in the Magazine section where two people read it.
That doesn't really do much to inspire one to do further writing.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 4 Mar 15 22:15
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Quote: Jean Le Fete

I just wrote my 300th unfunny spiff and that doesn't count the 150 some odd ones I had deleted when I quit the first time after a row with some Alaskan bastard. I'm prod of them all and I don't care about the fact some have 1000s of them and have published them in anne thigh logies. It ain't how many or the quality, but whether or not you cringe every time you re-reads 'em!



You "prod" them all do you?
Absolutely filthy disgusting!!!!!!!!
And they allow you out in public?!!!

 
From News Discussion / Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.
Posted 3 Mar 15 22:40
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Star Wars? A universe far, far away?
Funny, I thought he used to be on Star TREK!!!!!!!!!

Just so you know he wasn't as one dimensional as you think he played for a couple seasons on the original Mission Impossible and played the Jack Nicholson character (McMurphy) in a stage production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Not bad for a pointy eared one.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 24 Feb 15 23:01
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Nope, she gave it up long ago.
They made the trash legal.
The farmers are now having to eat the skimmings with a spoon.
Turning them into real porkers too.......

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 16 Feb 15 02:17
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No Skoob, you are quite good.
Even writers like Faulkner were unappreciated for a long time.

 
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