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From General Discussion / Pyramids
Posted 30 Aug 18 15:46
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Quote: JinoLeFeeto

Dominoes, Dominoes, Dominoes, your all Caltholic priests now.


Played dominoes with a domino champ once. Knocked the spots off him.

 
From General Discussion / Irish don't trust the clergy
Posted 30 Aug 18 15:43
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If they were underwater for long enough they would just look like corpses.

 
From General Discussion / Pyramids
Posted 28 Aug 18 20:53
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Watched the Titanic go down. I was an emotional wreck. I’d sunk all my savings into it, but that was just the tip of the iceberg.

 
From General Discussion / Pyramids
Posted 28 Aug 18 20:45
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We’ll keep serving salad as long as they’ll lettuce.

 
From General Discussion / Irish don't trust the clergy
Posted 28 Aug 18 20:43
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The logistics would be difficult. You’d have to tie his feet to the base or he’d float around in his white dress like a ghost. If Mr Hurst cut him in half inside his snow globe would we see his soul shining in the middle...or not?

 
From General Discussion / Avacado Theft Crime-wave Strikes New Zealand
Posted 24 Aug 18 22:52
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Yes, I carry an epi-pen for that very purpose. It’s just so difficult to get it in to a flying bee, it’s almost pointless.

 
From General Discussion / Avacado Theft Crime-wave Strikes New Zealand
Posted 24 Aug 18 15:28
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Due to the hilariously unruly weather everything is either dying unexpectedly or ripening at the same time in great quantities. I have a friend swapping favours for plums and if anyone else offers me tomatoes I will personally shove one up their aperture ( although they are only being kind). Avocados I would consider though definitely. Not figs though. I used to love figs until I discovered that they are fertilised by tiny wasps which then die and decompose inside them. Definitely not figs.

 
From News Discussion / Trump Successfully Debriefed by KGB
Posted 20 Aug 18 21:22
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You have no idea how hard it was.

To get that shot.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Aug 18 11:40
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Putin undermines Trump, internationally noted.

Oops, sorry, didn’t spot jinos

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Aug 18 17:11
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Stars take a route southwards

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Aug 18 15:33
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Soft over floppy testicles?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Aug 18 15:05
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Undergarments never die. Even ragged garters are regularly mended. Eventually nails tear stockings.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Aug 18 13:33
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Electricity leaps energetically, curving towards rapidly increasing circuit, ignites towers yearly.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Aug 18 17:02
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diode is only directional electrode

 
From General Discussion / Transgender rules
Posted 11 Aug 18 08:34
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I wrote a spoof to expain it to you

 
From General Discussion / Transgender rules
Posted 11 Aug 18 08:15
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I identify with being filthy rich, but the local council wont acknowledge and fund this for me. Im off to Geneva to get my international rights.

 
From General Discussion / Breakfast with a Scott
Posted 8 Aug 18 20:35
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I had mutton dressed as lamb. Not for breakfast though. It won’t fit under the lidded silver serving platter with the coddled eggs and kedgeree.

 
From General Discussion / Breakfast with a Scott
Posted 6 Aug 18 18:00
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Do you mean a Scot? Or a Scott as in a person named such.
If a Scot, then there are pluses and minuses. The view of the herons over the firth- plus. They make their porridge with water and salt- minus. I’m in a quandary so can’t answer without clarifications.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Aug 18 14:53
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Arsenic resembles sugar, easily noticed in cornflakes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Aug 18 06:00
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Net entertains terrapins.

 
From News Discussion / How to Write the Perfect Resume
Posted 3 Aug 18 17:25
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Ok, Mark this one needs a warning. I nearly had a fookin asthma attack laughing at it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Aug 18 17:19
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Trollop! At last a word I can relate to.

Trollop rolls over longingly, leaving oily puddles.

 
From News Discussion / Stressed Out Local Resident Falls Apart Completely and Gets Drunk on a Tuesday
Posted 3 Aug 18 17:11
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St Tammys local school of unexpected miracles. That line alone is a complete story.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Aug 18 05:48
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Door opens or rotates

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jul 18 21:26
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Second. Eternal counting on neon dial.

 
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