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It's beautiful.

He was awful.


I miss him.

A woman's arse.

Mary Black and Eleanor McEvoy




The chorus:

My arse is low, My arse is so low As only a woman's arse can be.
As only a woman, as only a woman's, As only a woman's arse can know.

You funny fucker.

Made me laugh you did.......

I was going to put up a passionate and heartfelt case in defence of builders but then I got to thinking about the ten year building boom over here.





I just can't do it.


The thing's I've seen.......

I voted for hanging.

I mean, really...... It's not even a real trade is it?

Was there a 4 year apprenticeship of low pay, humiliation, deprivation and long hours of abject misery involved?


One can only hope.

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Quote: Ellie James

My best friend lives in Carlisle UK, and I live in Texas.

About a month ago, he remembered that I had told him that my brother (who died 12 years ago) always wanted to go to Scotland. Despite the fact he (my friend was feeling silly the whole time) he took a video of the Scottish border that's close to his village and he talked to me the whole time about the things in the video. I could tell he felt silly, but to me, it was very sweet and quite possibly way more romantic than anything my ex ever did for me.

It was simple, but so very sweet.

I think men believe that women need grand gestures, but that's just not true. It's the little things that matter. And I think that's why so many relationships fail...people forget the little things. Not just men either. Women can be just as guilty.

Ellie

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Unbelievable wall that.

Some bleedin brickie that Adrian I tell ya.......

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Quote: Skoob1999

We keep talking about Ischia, in the bay of Naples.

Maybe she'll use the dosh for that.

Regards again

Skoob.

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Bit ambitious Skoob
A town in Italy would cost a fuckin mint....... Why not just go for the week..

Art?

Art?


I always thought it was the navy seals krypton factor obstacle course.

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Quote: Sidney Bollocks

Ferg, there have been times when I've thought you were the Devil's advocate.

Now, I'm thinking you're just the Devil himself.

How's the weather?

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Cloudy and overcast today with a light breeze, generally dry in most ounties with just the odd shower.

18 degrees today Sid.

I've been checking on the elderly due to the extreme temperatures.

And a CD of Louis Armstrong's greatest hits of course.

And a CD of Louis Armstrong's greatest hits of course.

A three foot spliff.

I was.

Do you ever get tyred of it,, it just seems that the story is constantly recycled.

That's what his spokesman said.

He was framed.

Good thinking Sid, a pissed up Maori mountain is a formidable foe.

Ah yes, makes sense.

Speaking of weekends away, you got some kicking in Auckland didn't you?


I'd say there were a few jumpers from the sky tower after that one.

Debbie!!?

Where's Debbie gone?

Debbie!!?

Where's Debbie gone?

I don't remember it.

Thank dad I'm too young to remember something.



I'll go to bed happy now.



RIP Neil btw..


Me.

It's all irrelevant at this stage.

He Has all the money thrown at him during the good years.
I wouldn't say he he gives a Shit these days.

Why would he? If he didn't care back then, why would he now?



Live long and prosper suckers.

It's all irrelevant at this stage.

He Has all the money thrown at him during the good years.
I wouldn't say he he gives a Shit these days.

Why would he? If he didn't care back then, why would he now?



Live long and prosper suckers.

It could have been worse.

Imagine the uproar if it was one of the royal family that was photographed naked in Las Vegas!

Well, yes and no really Ellis.

If you think of this place as a pub, club or any kind of private enterprise and you walk up to the bar counter and call the landlord a wanker, not in a funny way I might add, well then I'd say it was a done deal really that he'd get the door.

I'm only guessing at this bit but knowing Lynton he probably sent him a 32,000 word e-mail, half of it probably in French, expressing his displeasure at pretty much everything.


You do have to do a lot to get the bullet from this site.

Think before you drink before you type.